WTF NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
Newspaper headlines can be funny things. Here’s a selection of some of the funniest we’ve found on the web.
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ALESSIO RASTANI – ‘I GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT AND DREAM OF ANOTHER RECESSION’
Alessio Rastani, is he real?
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EEL SLIDES UP MAN’S PENIS DURING HEALTH SPA TREATMENT IN CHINA
Zhang Nan was relaxing in his favourite health spa over in China when a 6 inch eel slid up his penis and into his bladder. Ouch?
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SATELLITE SET TO IMPACT EARTH ON FRIDAY NIGHT
There’s a 5 tonne satellite hurtling towards earth as we speak. There’s a chance it will hit Britain. Sheeeeet.
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NICOLAS CAGE IS A VAMPIRE
Sooo……it looks like the question we’ve all been wondering for our whole lives has finally been answered. Nicolas Cage is a vampire.
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PRAYING MANTIS DOES THE YMCA
The praying mantis gets it’s name because of it’s typical prayer like stance, but who would have thought that one would be capable of busting out the YMCA dance moves?
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RICKY GERVAIS AT THE EMMYS
Ricky Gervais does it again, this time in a more controlled way.
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JIM CARREY’S WEBSITE
Jim Carrey’s website is even weirder than the guy himself.
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JIM CARREY DECLARES HIS LOVE FOR EMMA STONE
Jim Carrey declares his love for Emma Stone in a weird video. Old news I know but I missed it so maybe you did too.
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STEVEN MAGEE MANAGES TO EAT ‘THE BIG ONE’
Steven Magee has broken the world record for eating the biggest English fry up – wait until you see what it contains…
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EVEN MORE MONEY THAN SENSE
Help is at hand if you have more money than you know what to do with, starting with these suggestions…
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IPHONE USERS ARE SLUTS
Ever thought of making a graph comparing your brand of smart phone with how much $ex you have? Somebody did.
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TETRIS PORN
Tetris Smut: Using Tetris blocks to create pornographic imagery. Why didn’t I think of this before?
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HELP POWER…LESS GET MADE
My buddy Ollie needs help making his new movie. Check it out.
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RETRO JESUS DESTROYS THE WORLD – EXCEPT JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES
Old cartoons are pretty messed up.
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SHERLOCK HOLMES IS A BADMAN
I’m sure Danny Dyer hasn’t got him on his ‘Ardest Man list, and Ross Kemp isn’t skirmishing 221b Baker Street, but trust me; our very own Sherlock Holmes is NAILS.
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JIM CARREY SINGS RADIOHEAD’S CREEP
Jim Carrey rocked up to a hipster bar in New York and played a Radiohead cover. That’s a normal thing to do right?
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EN EL CAMPO 2011
En El Campo is probably my favourite festival.
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HOW STRESS IS KILLING YOU
Here’s an infographic explaining how your daily stress is killing you (but don’t stress about it)…
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BEAR GRYLLS GIVES HIMSELF AN ENEMA
Just when I thought Bear Grylls couldn’t shock me anymore, he goes and gives himself an enema out on a raft in the middle of the Pacific.
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GETTING DRUNK: THE REALITY
This interactive video shows you what you think you look like when you’re drunk, and what you probably actually look like.
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CHAINSAW JUGGLER JUICES FRUIT IN MID-AIR
Probably the craziest video of the summer.
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DANNY MACASKILL IS BACK: INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTIONS
Remember Danny Macaskill? That guy who totally ripped it on his bike? Well he’s back with an even doper video.
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LECS LUTHER – DIA DHUIT
Lecs Luther features Sick Chirpse in his new rap video. Big.
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EMPLOYEE HARASSMENT
I’ve got some friends who work in the city, turns out they’re even bigger jokers than us.
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KING OF KINGS 3
I got trapped in the countryside for three days with a bag of weed so I got into the world of online gaming…..
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AND NOW AS THE CITIES WEEP
A post-apocalyptic short story about what could have been if the riots and the madness had escalated until there was nothing left. Here is the brutal insanity of the self-destructive human race, captured in letters and ink.
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MELANIE IGLESIAS RIDES MOTORCYCLES… YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Melanie Iglesias is one hot hometown hottie. She’s got a black heart tattoo on her wrist and a belly button piercing and she says she can’t wait to get more.
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“HORSEMANNING”: GET HEADLESS
Internet memes seem to gallop by faster than an ostrich on amphetamines. It can sometimes be difficult to keep up. Well, a new photo meme craze seems to be surfacing across the internet called ‘horsemanning’.
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NEW MUSIC, FREE MUSIC
So I’ve been completely off the radar lately due to not having a studio and then looking after sickchirpse.com, well now I’ve got a new studio set up and a brain bursting with new tunes to make.
