CHIRPSES

  • A PRO-ACTIVE GOLDEN THOUGHT SHOWER

    This is a story about being stuck in a depressing office with people you don’t like where you are forced to do repetitive shit you don’t care about. Then you slowly realise that you are wasting your life away.

  • RAUNCHY SCAMPI FRIES ADVERT

    Remember this infamous advert for Scampi Fries that aired in the mid 2000’s when some dude fingered some girl? How the hell did this get onto the telly?

  • TWO YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND A MOTHERFUCKING CROSSFADER

    Everyone has been to a party/gathering/poker game/whatever where somebody is DJ’ing through a laptop with YouTube videos, and let’s be honest, it kind of sucks. This website aims to fix that shitty problem.

  • IPHONE AUTOCORRECT FAILS

    Sending texts on an iPhone can end in disastrous results thanks to it’s over eager auto correct facility. Here’s some of the best iPhone fails that we’ve found on the web.

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    FANNY CHMELAR

    There’s actually someone in the world of professional sports called ‘Fanny Chmelar’? Mega LOL.

  • VAMPIRES – WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT

    +Obsolete+ and Zombie-aid Manchester (the meistro Carl Whiteley who organised the epic Zombie Walk last year) are putting together a World Record Attempt for the amount of Vampires in one place.

  • REAL LIFE HOVERBOARD

    We all know about the special edition back to the Future Nikes that were made to help save Marty mcFly from Parkinsons. But could the Hoverboard be the next of the BTTF 2 inventions to be made real?

  • WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE MOTORHOME

    The world’s most expensive motorhome, which contains a pop up bar, waterfall shower and working fireplace, has just gone on sale for a whooping £1.9 million.

  • JUST WOOD YOU BELIEVE IT?

    Tiger Woods was once golf’s golden boy of his generation but now his career is threatening to plunge to even greater depths following perhaps the most embarrassing attack on his character yet.

  • IT AIN’T WRITE

    Pete Obsolete sent us some postcards. He wants you to send him one back.

  • OCCUPY EVERYWHERE

    Occupy London Stock Exchange promises to reclaim the space ‘in the face of the financial system and using it to voice ideas for how we can work towards a better future.’ – but will it accomplish anything?

  • FUNNY HAUNTED HOUSE STILLS

    Everyone loves a stroll through the haunted house, it’s an integral part of any visit to the theme park. Here are some stills taken from The Nightmare Fears Factory in Canada.

  • BAIT CAR

    Bait cars are everywhere, steal one and go to jail.

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    Extreme Jacuzzi

    We all know about extreme ironing, when people find the most unusual and daring places to participate in a touch of ironing, but did you know about extreme jacuzzi’ing?

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    LIVING WITH THE TALIBAN

    Amnesty International are working with an array of high profile stars, comedians and writers to bring awareness to some of their campaigns and causes, check out this video they made for starters.

  • iPHONE 5 RELEASED TOMORROW

    Rumours are circulating the web that Apple’s latest project, the iPhone 5, will be released tomorrow. Giga.de have made a mock-up prototype, here’s some pics and a video of it.

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    The Golden Age Of Advertising II

    Remember those old magazine adverts we showed you a couple of weeks ago? Now we’ve got some video adverts from the 60’s to show you. They’re crazy.

  • HAPPY, HAPPY FAMILIES

    A story about being angry and powerless and the burning black resentment that gradually grows in the pit of your stomach as you realise that most of the world doesn’t care about you and your trivial problems.