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Tetris Smut: Using Tetris blocks to create pornographic imagery. Why didn’t I think of this before?

Kinda like Sandwich Art, I stumbled across Tetris Smut completely by accident and it’s the same kind of thing in that you’re doing something unexpected with something that you would never really have thought to do in the first place. Come on, you gotta admit that Sandwich Art and Tetris Smut are kinda similar, right?  Everybody loves Tetris right? I’ll admit I wanted Super Mario World more when I was a kid but I clocked that fairly easily (there were only four levels, geez what were they thinking?) so then I had to play Tetris all the time and man I got into it. Especially that music. Killer. Two player mode was really cool as well, there was nothing sweeter than getting a Tetris and slamming a couple of lines of those big black blocks on your buddy’s screen.

So what’s Tetris Smut? I’ve come across two types so far, I found one really funny and one not so funny. The not so funny one is this video. I mean, it’s ok, but kinda basic. The animation is pretty awesome though, I just don’t really buy that the Tetris blocks themselves can masturbate. It’s stupid.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vejqGtiHx88&feature=player_embedded

The second example of Tetris Smut is way better. Someone must have spent a lot of time and effort – and also luck to get the right blocks coming down, or maybe they had a hack or photoshop or something – to get this looking exactly right. And boy is it worth it. Way better than the pathetic attempt at Tetris Smut featured in the video above. I can see a new genre of smut – Tetris Smut naturally – coming into existence in the near future as a result of this. I mean, everyone loves smut and everyone loves Tetris right, why not just combine the two permanently?

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