For the most part, in terms of music videos, it seems apparent that the surefire way to harass a young woman is to stalk her whilst partaking in wildly aggressive and fine tuned choreography with your wingmen. And it seems to really work.
Here are four classic tracks that feature romantic scenarios fit for a restraining order.
1. Michael Jackson – The Way You Make Me Feel
A situation where you find yourself running down the dead end of a dark alleyway to seek solace from horny, well choreographed men will never be a good situation. This woman doesn’t even manage to make it off the street of the club she exited – so much so that by the end of it, MJ has her so worn out and dizzy from the chase that she decides maybe the only true way home is right into his arms. This is an ode to the desperate dance of the last-minute one night stand.