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New York’s Smallest Penis Competition Is Back For 2014!

Last year’s smallest penis competition was such a success that they’re bringing it back for another round of reverse dick measuring.

Last year the first ever smallest penis competition took place in New York, with six men all competing for a chance to be crowned the man with the smallest penis in the city. Guess what? The event was a resounding success and so it’s back for another year.

Last year’s winner, 27 year old Nick Gilronan won $200 and offered these profound words as he accepted his prize: “The size of a man’s penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship.”

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If you’re in the area/fancy flying over there to compete, the only rule is that your penis must be below 5.88 inches. Come on, what could be more fun than a bunch of dudes huddled inside some dingy bar competing in a backwards dick measuring contest?

Get involved and you could be looking as cool as this dude:

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