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67 Year Old Grandma Says Secret To Younger Looking Skin Is Rubbing Jizz All Over Your Face

The secret to everlasting youthful skin it out: a face full of nice, warm ejaculate. Tell your partners right now.

Welp, looks like the secret to everlasting youthful skin is out: a face full of nice, warm ejaculate.

Stella Rafini learnt the method in India where she met a particularly youthful looking woman in her sixties who advised her that her family had been doing it for years. Apparently a once a fortnight semen mask should do the trick, so yeah, time to discuss some things with your partner.

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Don’t want to say this is bullshit (we’ve heard the theory before) but I will say it’s weird that the video, from Stella Rafini’s official YouTube account, is kind of blurry which is dodgy for someone trying to show off the effects of their Semen Mask. Still, what a hilarious/awful trick to play on people if this turns out to be a joke.

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