Lindsay Lohan Uses Special Electronic Glasses To Get High
Lindsay Lohan may be sober now, but she’s still getting fucked up
Mark Zuckerberg Got His Facebook Profile Hacked
Mark Zuckerberg’s official Facebook fan page got hacked as part of the hackercup2011
TED WILLIAMS LEAVES REHAB!
The latest twist in the increasingly unpredictable story of Ted Williams, the homeless man with the golden voice!
NEW UNDER THE BRIDGE PODCAST!
Our friends over at Moon and Back Music have released a new podcast featuring guest host Chris Farren of Fake Problems
KRAFT DEBUTS THE ‘MEAL PLANNING SOLUTION’
Ever go to the supermarket (baked) and can’t decide what to eat? Worry no more!
CELEBRITIES FEAR THE END OF THE WORLD IN 2012
Don’t worry, that stupid movie freaked out a bunch of celebrities too! Hear what they have to say about it!
WOMAN PARALYSED BY LOVEBITE
A New Zealand woman suffers a minor stroke after getting a hickey from her partner as they were watching television
NEW BILL AND TED MOVIE?
After a twenty year absence, the Wyld Stallyns could be returning to our screens….
HUNTING BIN LADEN (.COM)
Bizarre website details ex military man’s plan to head over to Afghanistan and ‘find Osama bin Laden & kill the fvck.’
EARLY CONTENDER FOR DUMBEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Hugh Jackman stars in Real Steel – a movie centred around the sport of robot boxing
OUR TIME DOWN HERE RELEASE NEW E.P.
Southampton’s favourite hardcore band mark new EP with a change of direction
Space Jam Website Still Online
The website for the 1996 Warner Brothers movie Space Jam is still online, and hasn’t been updated since that year!
MCDONALD’S ADVERT FROM 1985
Instead of ‘I’m Lovin’ It’ we got ‘Imagine if Hamburglar could turn everything he touches into cheeseburgers!’
BRAZILIAN FOOTBALLER FAKES KIDNAPPING TO GET OUT OF TRAINING
It’s probably more believable than some of Stephen Ireland’s excuses….
CATFISH
Movie review of new internet documentary film that examines the idea of identity in the age of social networking
CRADLE OF FILTH ROBBED OF SUFFOLK ICON AWARD
Democracy is ignored as Dani Filth is omitted from the shortlist of finalists despite polling six times the amount of his nearest rival!
EX- MACHINA
The world’s first superhero hangs up his tights and becomes Mayor of New York City in the finest comic book of the 2000’s.
CHATROOM
The topic of cyberbullying is dealt with in Japanese director Hideo Nakata’s new English movie. You’d think it would at least be scary/disturbing…..
PARAMORE HIT BACK IN INTERNET BLOG WAR
Paramore finally break their silence in the internet blog war over the Farro brothers’ departure from the band
VENKYS — WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?
We know that Venky’s bought Blackburn and are acting like clowns, but who exactly are Venky’s?
JUSTIN BIEBER’S NEW GIRLFRIEND RECEIVES DEATH THREATS
OMG! @selenagomez stay away from Justin pedophile, retard wait i’m gonna kill ya
