People Who Hit The Snooze Button Are Smarter, More Creative And Happier
I’m sleeping in.
Listen with your eyes.
How controversial.
We finally have a scientific explanation.
Good news for alcoholics.
The news we’ve all been hoping for.
The truth may finally be revealed.
Watch out vegans.
I’ll cheers to that.
Some of you may not worry as your balls are already in this condition.
Don’t you have to finish primary school first?
Psychedelic baby.
Turns out pizza is the best way to get people working.
Give this entire school the death penalty.
It’s a lot less sexy than you think.
Time to get wasted.
You might want to try this one out on the weekend.
“This is why i’m doing porn because I didn’t do good in math.”
So that explains it.
If you started university in 2012 or later, you’re screwed.
Finally some good news.
This can’t be true, can it?
Science has spoken.
There goes your lie-in this weekend.
Finally, something white people are better than the rest of the world at.