Neymar has sent him €30,000 to get his face removed.
Oh dear.
Yikes.
The wait is finally over. The 2022 FIFA World Cup is merely days away and fans the world over are salivating at...
He couldn't even get her name right.
Grab the popcorn, because this could be a Manchester United campaign filled with remarkable drama, worthy of even the greatest disaster movies...
No wonder Ronaldo wants to leave.
Worst apology ever.
Ronaldo won't be happy about this one.
Wow this sucks.
That's cheating.
This is why he's elite.
Can't be Ronaldo, can it?
Congratulations!
One player spent 600 Euros in 5 months and the best player he got was Kostas Manolas.
Unbelievable.
Emphatic.
That's one way to do it.
Going well then.
Someone's getting fired for this.
Literally never seen anything like this before.
Ouch.
Talk about long term planning.
Now THIS is how you deal with someone shoving a microphone into your face.
Fuck you Iceland.
Some people have all the luck.
We've never seen anything like this before in all our days watching football.
Ronaldo went Street Fighter mode during the weekend.
Like father like son.
Pretty sure there's not much left for Cristiano Ronaldo to accomplish at this point.