This is why he's elite.
Can't be Ronaldo, can it?
One player spent 600 Euros in 5 months and the best player he got was Kostas Manolas.
That's one way to do it.
Going well then.
Someone's getting fired for this.
Literally never seen anything like this before.
Talk about long term planning.
Now THIS is how you deal with someone shoving a microphone into your face.
Fuck you Iceland.
Some people have all the luck.
We've never seen anything like this before in all our days watching football.
Ronaldo went Street Fighter mode during the weekend.
Like father like son.
Pretty sure there's not much left for Cristiano Ronaldo to accomplish at this point.
Take a bow Cristiano.
Even if you don't like the guy, you can't really fault him as a person when stories like this come out.
Even though this is a major security breach and Portugal are out of the World Cup, Ronaldo was still safe about this.
An alternative team-by-team guide to Brazil 2014.
The first collaboration between Apple and Beats by Dre is this 5 minute visual spectacular hyping the World Cup.
ESPN has released a brilliant comic for every country of the World Cup featuring all your favourite superstars.
Let's take a look at how the players from the 2006 World Cup have changed as they head into the 2014 World...
This is one of the most incredible statistics I've ever seen.
You've Been Hodged is when you get a footballer's face and replace it with Roy Hodgsons. Unsurprisingly it's hilarious.
What's the best way to gain an advantage in an important football match? Set up a karaoke singer outside your opponents' hotel...
Cristiano Ronaldo might want to get someone to help him with his Tweets after this clanger he just dropped.