The Pope Says Lionel Messi Is Not God And People Should Stop Calling Him God
Someone’s jealous.
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Pope Francis Freaks Out At Crowd For Making Him Fall On Top Of Man In A Wheelchair (VIDEO)
The Pope just lost his cool in public for the first time ever.
The Pope Admits That One In Fifty Priests Is A Paedophile
Pope Francis does the honourable thing and opens up about paedophilia in the Church.
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Creepy “Hill Of Crosses” In Lithuania
Despite looking terrifying, this Hill of Crosses is a place of peace and silent strength for Lithuanians… and a little bit creepy.
Pope Gets Completely Owned By The Wind During Vatican Address
The windy weather wasn’t doing the Pope any favours as he tried to address the crowds outside the Vatican the other day.
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PHOTOS: Catholic Priests Blessing Animals
Once a year the Catholic church goes absolutely mental and invites animals into their church for a good old fashioned blessing. The mentals.
Vatican Peace Doves Released, Attacked By Crow And Seagull
Two whites doves released by children alongside Pope Francis at St Peter’s Square over the weekend were attacked in mid-flight by an angry seagull and vicious crow.
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PHOTOS: World’s Weirdest Armour
From Samurai warriors to Siberian bear wrestlers, everyone needed armour. Some were most definitely stranger than others…
28 Rare And Dramatic Photos From History
Here are a series of rare photographs depicting fascinating scenes and figures from years gone by, from the Bin Laden family outing to Sweden to the moment George Bush was told about 9/11.
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Pope Francis Became A Priest Because His Childhood Crush Rejected Him At Age 12
Pope Francis threatened to become a priest if his childhood sweetheart rejected him, and did just that when she left him high and dry. Now he’s the Pope.
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Dennis Rodman Actually Got His Hands On The Popemobile
Remember when Dennis Rodman was looking for the Popemobile to ride around St Peter’s Square in on Wednesday? Well he finally got his hands on it and this is what went down.
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The Pope Idol Results Are In
A New Pope has been elected and he looks like a friendly tortoise. We at Sick Chirpse take a look at the importance in his choice of name and where he might take the Catholic Church.
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Dennis Rodman Is In The Vatican Right Now Trying To Set Up An Immediate Meeting With The New Pope
Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, Dennis Rodman shows up.
Weirdos In Funny Hats Meet To Elect A New Geriatric Pope
1 billion crazy people are eagerly awaiting 117 weirdos in funny hats to elect a new geriatric Pope to rule over them. Here, Sick Chirpse explains why the whole thing is a complete crock of shit.
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The Pope Has Left The Building
So the Pope has officially resigned for the first time in nearly 600 years. Is there a hidden agenda? Is the sacred shit about to hit the fan?And most importantly, What’s twitter saying about all of this?
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Where Is The Foreskin Of Jesus?
Anyone seen the foreskin of Jesus knocking about? No, me neither, gimme a shout if you find it yeah? It’s got to be worth a few bob.
