ArseCough

Basically i bought a lady friend back after a night out a couple of weeks ago, i was looking to press but fell asleep. The last thing i remember was said lady friend asking where the toilet was and if there was any loo roll. there was none. when i awoke in the morning and ventured into my toilet i stumbled across my towel. It had been used to wipe her arse.

Crazy bitch used my towel as butt floss.

Three brown swipes.