A Priest Who ‘Died’ And Went To Hell Claims There Were Demons Singing Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ On Loop
Seems legit.
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Abortion Activists Strip To Underwear In Protest During Joel Osteen’s Mega Church Service
Joel Osteen is one of these American televangelist types who seems like he’s only actually interested in becoming famous and fleecing people of their cash, and if that’s the case he’s done pretty damn well over the years with a net worth of over $50 million. Naturally, he’s not particularly fond of things like homosexuality …
A Pastor Has Been Accused Of Performing Oral Sex On Several Men During Bizarre ‘Exorcism’ Ceremony
In recent years, pastors haven’t exactly garnered the best reputation in the world. However, this is a new one – a New Jersey pastor is being accused of sexually assaulting three men in what he claims was an exorcism ritual. Featured Image VIA The allegations date back all the way to 1999, with each story …
Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus; Gets Eaten Alive By Crocodiles Instead
Well that backfired.
This Video Of A Real Life Exorcism Will Haunt Your Dreams For Weeks
The power of Christ compels you to STFU.
Man Creates Pen That Will Automatically Write Essays And Answer Exams For The User
A modern day miracle if there ever was one. Praise be the lord. Take my money now.
Teenager Gang Raped And Has Eyes Gouged Out By Sister In Horrific Exorcism Ritual (NSFW)
This is actually beyond horrific.
Married Anti-Gay Pastor Busted Looking For Dick On Grindr And His Text Game Is The Worst
“I love making out naked.”
This Priest Is Asking His Congregation To Help Him Pay For A $65 Million Private Jet Because That’s What God Wants
This is the guy who goes to the toilet when it’s time to pay the bill at the restaurant.
Priest Tells Story About How He Punched A Kid In The Chest For Not Believing In God Hard Enough
This guy takes his faith a little too seriously.
Severed Heads Found At Restaurant Serving Human Flesh
Apparently roasted human head was on the menu, but they were also passing off human flesh as other types of meat too.
VIDEO: DMX Cracked Out In New Interview, Says He Won’t Have Sex With Little Boys
DMX was his usual self during this interview for a Bulgarian hip hop station – shooting down questions and going off on crazy tangents.
911 Call Of A Pastor Who Was Gagged And Stuck In A Pair Of Handcuffs
That headline kinda means I don’t even need a blurb to follow it up but if you need any more convincing then the phone call is genuinely a real hoot.
