A Bidet Company Wants To Pay You $10,000 To Track Your Poop For Three Months
Dream job.
‘Guys uh what exactly does third base feel like?’
Unnecessary luxury.
It dates back to his 15th birthday.
Combining love for your partner with love for pizza.
The perfect way to honour a fallen legend.
To be fair it’s pretty terrible.
Turns out he probably isn’t as cool as you originally thought.