He tries to make out that she has committed suicide.
Nobody is claiming them.
This would explain Tottenham's shitty start to the season.
Today's the day.
'That's a BLT with cheese mate.'
So it begins.
Performers 'big and small' are lined up to play.
The comments on this guy's mugshot are outstanding.
The conspiracy deepens.
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police had a major blunder as they live-streamed a press conference on Facebook and accidentally turned on the...
Come on dude.
What the hell is he talking about?
More unlikely than the Guns N Roses reunion.
Tommy Robinson will not be silenced.
The bong arm of the law.
He deserves this.
The internet can be a ruthless place.
It's going to enable Facebook to take over the world even further.
Don't think anyone's buying that dude.
That shouldn't be too difficult.
That's not how it works pal.
He's been sentenced to 341 years in prison.