'Joss Whedon was a vampire.'
Make it happen.
He was not happy.
Our first look at Cable in action.
So much action.
Pushing it to the limit.
There's a giant bear wielding a Gatling gun.
Ronda Rousey - you're next.
It's shot completely in the first person and even the trailer has some absolutely unbelievable stunts.
Is this joke offensive enough to warrant a beatdown?
There is no way that this isn't going to completely rule.
Get ready for the biggest evolution in human history.