Hell of a theory.
Could he BE any more guilty?
Booze, brawls and bile.
We've got a new winner this year.
The standard is unbelievably low.
Boom shake shake shake the room.
Only problem is that they're trialling it at one of the worst places in the UK.
It's not London.
Would you like a beer with that?
You might not take a selfie for a while after reading this...
It's understandable really. If you're three years old.
Try and find a Tweet more ridiculous than this one in the whole of Twitter's history - you can't.
It's grim up north by the sea.
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