We can all go outside now.
Quarantine is making Madonna a bit crazy.
The future is now.
You're doing it wrong.
Here he is.
They're probably already having sex you know.
Truly bizarre behaviour.
Eat your heart out Jeremy Kyle.
We all knew it.
The announcement nobody saw coming.
The era of fake news.
He's suing him for $100 million.
Trump is going to murder mass media.
Even if I checked my bank account and there was $100,000 (or pounds, whatever) more in there than I thought there was...
A battle to the death.
Of course he does.
What is going on?