This is a very weird story.
He was conscious as his body exploded from the impact.
McDonald's at 3am is a dangerous place to be.
Life = ruined.
Someone wasn't paying attention in medical school.
It must be so awesome having a bionic dick.
That's what you call a happy ending.
Robert Downey Jr = one of the coolest dudes on the planet.
Religion is the best.
Worst hangover ever.
Is there really such a thing as Internet addiction anymore?
A 66-year-old gentleman popped one pill too many and ended up with a permanent boner that eventually had to be amputated.
Ever wonder what happens to a professional footballer when their leg gets amputated?