Arsenal and Manchester United are yet to play each other this season, but a clash between two rival fans of the clubs resulted in an unfortunate and completely avoidable death last weekend. Manchester United fan Benjamin Okello died in Uganda after getting into a fight with an Arsenal supporter, while the duo watched Sunday’s 2-2 […]
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There’s a massive search party going on all around Japan.
Sometimes it’s great to have an energy drink to get you pumped up for whatever mundane task lies ahead of you, but I didn’t think it was possible to down one in preparation for getting an erection. Images VIA This was the case until recently down in Zambia though, where it’s been found that the
An Energy Drink Has Been Banned Because It Contains Viagra Read More »
When you’re so woke you need to go back to bed.
David Lammy’s ‘White Saviour’ Comments Led To £8,000,000 Drop In Comic Relief Donations Read More »
It’s often said that politics resembles a boxing match, but it’s very rare that we actually see a mass brawl break out in the middle of Parliament, which is with video below is so great. Featured Image VIA It comes from Ugandan Parliament, where a mass brawl broke out between literally everyone sitting there over
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“Some youth are complaining that the condoms they are being given, some of them are too short, their organs can’t fit in them.”
Ugandan Man Says Uganda Is Losing The Fight Against AIDS Because Condoms Are Too Small Read More »
Looks like the new Oculus Rift games console is going to take some getting used to.
There has been an outbreak of ebola in Guinea and there are fears that this could lead to a worldwide contagion. Here are the facts about what’s going down.
Ebola Virus Outbreak: What You Need To Know Read More »
I guess this isn’t really that surprising when your husband has just outlawed homosexuality and made it punishable by life imprisonment.
First Lady Of Uganda States Humans Can’t Be Gay Because Cows Aren’t Gay Read More »
Had to look around to make sure this wasn’t some kind of fake viral joke but unfortunately it’s absolutely true.
Ugandan Tabloid Prints List Of ‘Uganda’s 200 Top Homos’ Read More »
An Arsenal fan in Africa has lost his house after betting his mate that the Gooners would beat Manchester United last Sunday.
Arsenal Fan Loses House In Bet Against Friend Who Bet His Wife And Car Read More »
I have had a couple of field days now not only observing reactions to KONY 2012, but giggling to myself at the to the bastard children of pretense my previous article spawned.
KONY BALONEY 2012- A MEATIER, LESS ‘ANGRY’ UPDATE. Read More »
Kony 2012 went viral yesterday but can’t we just take a look at the world and do something without all the sentimental crass bullshit the video put us through and the $30 it asked for at the end?
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