Must have been quite the gash.
Close shave.
There is no God.
Idiot.
This is why you don’t mess with the world’s most powerful narcos.
So tragic.
Get off my property.
ISIS step it up another level.
Someone is going to get fired for this.
NSFL.
When finding your iPhone goes terribly wrong.
When you're an adult and your parents cut your allowance, you just shoot them dead.
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