Ice Cream Creators Ben & Jerry Have Just Been Arrested
Doughble Whammy arrest.
His life just gets worse and worse.
The most OTT punishment of all time.
Just when you thought he couldn’t sink any lower.
Let’s just say he’s going away for a while.
This would really screw up your sex life.
I never, ever, ever want to go to prison.
Surely they can just strap it to his wrist or something?
This is the last place you want to be caught with that many pills.
Is there anything more humiliating than having to face the goat you sexually assaulted while in court?