Could it BE any funnier?
Find me Bucky.
That's tonight sorted then.
Count me in.
If you’ve got one of these, hold onto it.
What was he expecting?
Get rich quick.
This is sick.
That’s a lot of fivers for a fiver.
The New Fiver has arrived.
If you're gonna try and bribe someone you should probably do a better job than this.
OK so that isn't technically what happened, but it pretty much is effectively what happened.