Cos he's a motherfucking P.I.M.P.
This is what happens when you take Crystal Meth kids.
No green screen necessary.
Living in Iran sounds like the absolute worst.
There's no minimum spend either.
When you realise you've just been ripped off massively.
Another reason to love Uber.
Just your casual everyday commute in the Middle East.
Great idea, terrible execution.
You would pretty annoyed to be fair.
The Internet is in two minds over who was at fault here.
What a life.
It's finally back.
Don't overtake on a double yellow line you prick.
Well that wasn't very smart.
It's not a crime punishable by death.
I've literally never felt less threatened in my life.
People can't seem to wrap their heads around the brand new Uber logo.
Fair to say this relationship is probably over now.
This makes me want to cry.
He also crashed a brand new Jaguar on his first time around the track.
Welcome to the most dangerous intersection in the world.
Don't drive across frozen ice lakes.
What a wanker.