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Jamie Lynn Spears Says She Can’t Stop Killing Her Cats Because Her Tesla Keeps Running Them Over

She is blaming Elon Musk for the death of her cats.

Jamie Lynn Spears is supposed to be the sane one out of the Spears sisters, but I’m now wondering if that’s true after seeing this video in which she blames Elon Musk because her Tesla is so quiet that she keeps accidentally running over her cats.

She calls on Elon Musk to do something about it:

Um, anyone else have this problem? Or do you have the half a brain required to check your surroundings before driving your Tesla out of the driveway? Maybe look under the car before putting it in reverse? I mean come on, one crazy Spears is bad enough! We don’t need a cat-killing Spears on top of it.

Unfortunately, we don’t know how many cats Jamie Lynn Spears has killed with her Tesla exactly. All we know is that Elon Musk has created a vehicle so silent that even a cat can’t hear it start up before it gets crushed to death. Apparently Jamie Lynn is too busy to do a quick lap of the car and make sure there aren’t any sleeping kittens about, so she just blames the cat deaths on Elon Musk instead. Couldn’t he program a noise whenever the car starts to avoid this exact situation? Do Elon Musk & Tesla have cat blood on their hands?

Following the backlash, Jamie Lynn put out a weird message in which she says she’s been misunderstood and never actually ran over any cats. She then absolves Testa of any blame and says ‘user error is admittedly involved’. Um… I’m confused. Did you run over any cats or not?

Again, baffled. But that’s what the Spears sisters do – baffle people. RIP kitties and let’s just hope it never happens again.

For the time Britney Spears claimed she ran 100m in 5.97 seconds, smashing Usain Bolt’s world record, click HERE. Sure thing, Britney.

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