"Please be patient, I get a lot of messages."
"I only use Tinder as a confidence boost."
"Buy my cookies."
“Give me two truths and a lie…”
"I'm just going to answer the question for you..."
Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can...
"Swipe right if you have a hot tub and want two girls in it."
“Looking for brothers, my friend and I want our babies to be related.”
“If you’ve got wine and onion rings I will shag you.”
“£10 and I will FaceTime your friends and tell them we had great sex.”
“I’m doing a tally of penis sizes, wanna weigh in?”
"I like my men like I like my pizza..."
"My mum is way hotter than me."
“I’m honestly only here to get my ass eaten.”
This week's all-male Tinder round-up features possibly the most disgusting beard known to mankind.
Sophie has no idea how acronyms work.
How's this for a conversation starter?