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VIDEO: Meet Kurt Coleman, The Self-Confessed Vainest Man On The Internet
Kurt Coleman cites Paris Hilton as his inspiration and says things like “you can hate me all you want but you’re still obsessed with this face”.
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VIDEO: Guy Goes Beast Mode On Police As They Tase Him A Hundred Times
This half man half Incredible Hulk puts up quite the resistance considering he’s being tased from every direction.
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VIDEO: Depressed Panda In China Gets TV And Swing Set To Cheer Him Up
Staff at Yunnan Wild Animal Park in Kunming city installed a TV and swing set for a lonely panada who was growing tired and depressed being on his own all day.
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VIDEO: Greek Cup Match Delayed After Fans Turn Stadium Into Hell
Things literally got pretty heated before Olympiakos and PAOK’s semi final cup match yesterday when the fans turned the stadium into the depths of hell.
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Woman Claims She Has PTSD From Being Harassed On Twitter
Melody Hensley from Washington claims to suffer from PTSD as a result of being harassed on Twitter over her outspoken feminist/atheist ideas
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New York’s Smallest Penis Competition Is Back For 2014!
Last year’s smallest penis competition was such a success that they’re bringing it back for another round of reverse dick measuring.
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Russia Expresses Plans To Colonise The Moon
Vladimir Putin is pulling off the power move to end all power moves by having his deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin announce that Russia wants to establish a permanent base on the moon.
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Rapper Christ Bearer Cuts Off His Penis And Jumps Off Second Floor Balcony In Suicide Attempt
Rapper Andre ‘Christ Bearer’ Johnson of California duo Northstar cut off his penis and jumped off a second floor balcony in West Hollywood yesterday.
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VIDEO: Thailand Fire Walker Picks Bad Time To Fall Over
There’s a reason why you shouldn’t second guess yourself before running over a burning hot fire and this is it.
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We Interview North Korea’s Newest Enemy: Karim From M&M Hair Academy
We speak to the dude who got paid a visit from North Korean officials after putting up a picture featuring the likeness of Kim Jong-un in his shop.
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VIDEO: Dog Jumps Over Fence For The Quickest Quickie Of All Time
This dog’s attitude toward casual sex really is something to behold, he’s literally in and out of there before the other dog even knows what’s hit her.
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VIDEO: Dancing 7 Year Old Has All The Girls Fighting Over Him
This little dude has all the moves to make the girls go crazy when he’s on the dance floor, what’s more he doesn’t give a damn.
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1 Star Amazon Reviews On Movie Posters
What if movie posters featured text from one-star reviews they’d received on Amazon instead of the 5 star bum licks they receive from more traditional reviewers/critics?
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VIDEO: Train Engineer Kicks Selfie Teen In The Head
People are always looking for new and innovative ways to take selfies, so this dude decide he’d take one “a safe distance” from a passing train.
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VIDEO: Teacher Fired For Ordering ‘Hit’ On 12 Year Old Student
A teacher was caught on CCTV ordering a group of older kids to attack a younger student and “teach him a lesson” on her behalf.
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Hairdresser’s Kim Jong-Un Poster Angers North Korea
A London hairdresser has incurred the wrath of North Korea after putting up this massive picture of Kim Jong-Un in his shop to advertise a 15% off discount offer.
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US Airways Apologises Over Super NSFW Pornographic Tweet
US Airways have no doubt fired everyone working in their social media department over this tweet.
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Chinese Truck Driver Impaled By Huge Stake Of Wood (NSFL Pics Inside)
Truck driver Li Feng is lucky to be alive after this one – check out the brutal pics of him post-crash.
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VIDEO: The Ultimate Warrior Tribute On Raw Last Night Was Awesome
They played the perfect video package last night to send off the Ultimate Warrior the right way – watch it here.
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Irish Teen Suffers Heart Attack After Friend Squeezes His Balls
A Dublin schoolboy had a heart attack and had to be placed in a medically induced coma after his friend squeezed his balls while they were on lunch break at school.
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So Who Are The Two Dudes In This Photo? Help Us Find Out
After someone kicked up a fuss about the photo we posted last week, we want to reach out and find the truth once and for all.
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VIDEO: Drunk Lawyer Tries To Seduce Cab Driver, Both End Up In Legal Battle (NSFW)
This is the video at the centre of an ongoing legal dispute that began when the woman in the video, lawyer Jennifer Gaubert, alleged that driver Hervey Farrell tried to bribe her so that he wouldn’t release this footage.
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Reddit Users Asked To Sum Up First Sexual Experience With A GIF
Reddit users were asked to post one GIF each to describe their first sexual experience, and as you can imagine the ensuing visuals were pretty damn funny.
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VIDEO: Drunk Russian Has A Nightmare Trying To Find His Way Out Of The Park
When you’re this drunk and incapable of thinking straight for even the merest of seconds, you’re always going to make life 100 x harder for yourself.
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VIDEO: Porn Star Coco Velvett Watches Herself On Camera For The First Time
34 year old Coco Velvett has filmed 103 sex scenes since 2008 but had never watched any of them back… until now.
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Dumb Girl Tweets Terrorist Jokes At American Airlines, Expects Visit From FBI
A Twitter user by the name of Sarah introduced herself as Ibrahim and threatened to “do something really big†in a tweet to American Airlines. Guess how they responded?
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VIDEO: Leo DiCaprio Raving It Up At Coachella
Leo DiCaprio was busting out some moves while very possibly pilled up off his face at Coachella this weekend.
