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Irish Teen Suffers Heart Attack After Friend Squeezes His Balls

A Dublin schoolboy had a heart attack and had to be placed in a medically induced coma after his friend squeezed his balls while they were on lunch break at school.

A Dublin schoolboy had a heart attack and had to be placed in a medically induced coma after his friend squeezed his balls while they were on lunch break. The pupil was headed back to class when out of nowhere one his friends “jerked his scrotum” (the Irish Mirror’s words) and triggered the heart attack. A teacher gave CPR until the ambulance arrived, and thankfully the kid is now in stable condition at hospital.

Still, what a nightmare. A part of me is always nervous when my girlfriend has my balls in her grasp, knowing that she could yank them clean off at any moment. Balls are fragile things after all. So when your rowdy ‘friend’ decides to grab your balls you know you’re in trouble. This was just an absolute vicious attack on another man’s nutsack, regardless of the fact the heart attack/coma wasn’t intended. Anytime you grab another man’s scrotum it should be automatically considered a violent assault, no question about it.

Respect your fellow man’s balls – keep well away from them.

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