Rapper Andre ‘Christ Bearer’ Johnson of California duo Northstar cut off his penis and jumped off a second floor balcony in West Hollywood yesterday. The Wu Tang Clan affiliate survived the fall and is now in hospital in critical condition — no word on if they’re going to re-attach his penis.
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History has shown us that there’s only two reasons why people cut off their dicks — because they can’t stop thinking about sex or because they’re completely wrecked off their faces on mephedrone or some other mind-bending drug. Not sure which category Christ Bearer falls into but he’s not going to be happy when he wakes up and discovers he hasn’t got a cock. That’s kind of like career suicide when you’re a rapper.