I really wanted to hate this kid as much as everyone else seems to but I just can’t do it. He has all the ingredients of someone I should hate: he describes himself as “the vainest person in Australia”, Paris Hilton is his inspiration and he says things like “You can hate me all you want but you’re still obsessed with this face”.

But I took one look at the picture (below) of his face in a lunar eclipse and realised this guy absolutely has to be joking with us. The Internet is being trolled by Kurt Coleman, no two ways about it. Unless he’s completely for real, which I don’t even want to think about.

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