March 19, 2014
67 Year Old Grandma Says Secret To Younger Looking Skin Is Rubbing Jizz All Over Your Face
The secret to everlasting youthful skin it out: a face full of nice, warm ejaculate. Tell your partners right now.
Seven Men Crash Through Club Toilet After Floor Gives Way
This would definitely make it a night to remember in your favourite shit nightclub.
Jury At Max Clifford Trial Sent Out For Laughing At His 2.5 Inch Penis
The jury in the trial of Max Clifford had to be sent out after bursting into laughter this afternoon as an alleged victim gave evidence in relation to the celebrity PR man’s penis size.
VIDEO: MMA Fighter Gets Knocked Out In One Second, Sets World Record
Mike Garrett caught Sam Heron with a vicious kick to the face one second into their fight in London the other night, resulting in the quickest MMA knockout of all time.
The NFL Is Suing M.I.A. For $16.6 Million For Putting Up Her Middle Finger
In what must be one of the most ridiculous lawsuits of all time, the NFL is trying to sue M.I.A. for $16.6 million for extending her middle finger back in 2012.
Man Leaves Neighbours Having Loud Sex Hilarious Passive Aggressive Note
When it’s too awkward to confront someone about something, leave a passive aggressive note. That should do the trick.