4) Zero
Website: Daily Mail Online
Headline: Out of her yoga clothes! Reese Witherspoon takes a break from sweats to wow in a ladylike ensemble that includes a bright pink top
More Fitting Headline: Nothing
Summary: This one is literally about nothing at all. I suppose it’s about Reese Witherspoon being outside. That’s literally it. She went out wearing clothes, the end. So far this is the most non of the non-news items we’ve posted. Wow.
Quote To Note: “the mother of three looked perfectly assembled for a fancy lunch with friends” – fancy lunch? Assembled? WTF.
Favourite Reader’s Comments: “annoying” and “Nice pedicure”.
Well that’s all we have time for today folks… Embarrassing isn’t it? I mean, if you’re reading this it means you’re a human too so you’re related to the people who read and write this pap. Think about that…
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