March 11, 2013
Weirdos In Funny Hats Meet To Elect A New Geriatric Pope
1 billion crazy people are eagerly awaiting 117 weirdos in funny hats to elect a new geriatric Pope to rule over them. Here, Sick Chirpse explains why the whole thing is a complete crock of shit.
The Trial Of Ian Watkins Continues
Ian Watkins has strenuously denied all the charges he has been faced with and released a statement regarding his alleged pedophilia at the preliminary hearing of his trial. Read the full version here.
After Earth, Before The Backlash
M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie looks even worse than you’re expecting it to be after hearing the phrase “M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie…”
The World’s Largest Rope Swing Is Completely Insane
Some guys went camping in the desert and instead of toasting marshmallows they built the word’s largest rope swing. It’s totally insane.
Ever Wanted To See A Surfing Pig?
Everyone loves surfing but when you see animals surfing it gets even better. And this is the shit. Meet Zorro, the surfing piglet.
Dude Gets Pulled On Stage By Steel Panther And Ends Up Completely Shredding It
Steel Panther appear to be one of those complete piss take bands who have actually gone out there and smashed it. I mean, just look at them. LOOK AT THEM. What are they doing?