All posts tagged "Statement"
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2.0KNEWSThe Man Caught Kissing At A Football Game Has Admitted He Was Cheating On His Girlfriend In Bizarre Statement
We all knew it.
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Ollie Williams Says He Was Kicked Off ‘Love Island’ By ITV; Disses People Living On Council Estates
Good start.
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Kevin Smith Has Revealed That He’s Working On A Sequel To Mallrats
Snoochie boochies.
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Hungary Has Withdrawn From The Eurovision Song Contest Because It’s Too Gay
Er isn't that the point?
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A Russian Farm Is Giving Cows VR Headsets To Reduce Anxiety
The next stage of evolution.
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Nate Diaz Repays A Fan Who Lost His Rent Money Betting On The Jorge Masdival Fight
Respect.
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Katie Hopkins Has Promised To Drink A Pot Of Tea In The Apprentice Cafe Naked Because Brexit Didn’t Happen
With a picture of Farage on every nipple too.
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Louis Theroux Has Ended His Partnership With The BBC To Launch His Own Production Studio
It’s called Mindhouse Productions.
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Shamima Begum Is Planning On Begging To Get Her UK Citizenship Back
Good luck.
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Pensioner Waved His Penis At His Neighbours And Masturbated Every Time They Opened Their Blinds
Something to do in your old age I guess.
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The UK Government Has Scrapped The Controversial ‘Pornography Ban’ Because They Can’t Work Out Age Verification Software
Result.
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Greggs Is Developing Vegan Versions Of All Their Best Food
No brainer.
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A Woman Died After Falling On An Eco Friendly Metal Straw That Pierced Her Eye
What a way to go.
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A Cannabis Farm Has Been Found In A Police Station In Oldham
The bong arm of the law.
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A Swinger Who Said His Partner Died From Vigorous Oral Sex Has Been Jailed For Murder
Don't think anyone's buying that dude.
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Dog The Bounty Hunter’s Wife Beth Is In A Medically Induced Coma In Her Fight Against Cancer
They've released a statement asking for everyone to pray for her.
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A Man On A Stag Do Bit Off A Pigeon’s Head Outside A Wetherspoons
Top banter.
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Halloumi Fries Are Now Available At Tesco All Year Round For Just £1.99
There’s no denying that halloumi has become a staple of most people’s diets in the past few years, but for some reason...
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Conor McGregor Has Tweeted That He Has Retired From ‘Mixed Martial Art’
Can we believe him?
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ISIS Bride Shamima Begum’s Father Blames The UK For Allowing Her To Flee To Syria
Sure this will get her back into the UK.
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The Prodigy Confirm That Keith Flint Committed Suicide
RIP.
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The Dog Who Was Elected As Mayor Of A Minnesota Town Has Sadly Passed Away
You probably remember that a few years ago between the deluge of terrible, soul crushing news that we’re often faced with on...
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James Gandolfini’s Son Will Play Tony Soprano In The Sopranos Prequel Movie
Bada Bing.
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A Hardcore Porn Movie Was Secretly Shot On A Birmingham Minigolf Course
Kinky.
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A Man Broke Into A Co-Op Funeral Home And Had Sex With A Corpse
Horny.
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This Band Just Posted The Best/Most Insane Splitting Up Statement Ever
RIP Witchrot.
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Steven Avery’s Lawyer Reveals New Evidence That Proves His Innocence
Making A Murderer 2 came out a month ago and has been every bit as much of a hit as the first...
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Robert Thompson Says That Killing James Bulger ‘Gave Him A Better Life’
Don't know what to say about this.
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Jered Threatin Is Set To Release A ‘Fake’ Official Statement Tomorrow
This is going to be good.
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The Student Union President That Wanted To Paint Over The War Memorial Has Been Suspended From Her Job
Think before you tweet.
