That's a lot of signatures.
He said he was in love with someone else.
It's got 250,000 signatures already.
What did they expect?
Bet he regrets that now.
Truly disgusting news.
In your hour of need, this is the one guy you're gonna want to have backing you.
The people have spoken and the people say Dapper Laughs is a massive cunt.
No, this isn't The Matrix and this is actually happening. So I guess maybe it is The Matrix, depending on the results.