Sting Says His Six Kids Won’t Inherit Any Of His £180 Million Fortune
Sting has put himself firmly in the running for worst dad of all time.
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Dan Bilzerian Donates U-Haul Full Of Toys To Kids That Need Them
The jury seems to be out on Dan Bilzerian, but maybe this video will get some of you on his side.
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This Kid’s Perverted Buzz Lightyear Drawing Will Ruin Toy Story For You Forever
Not sure what version of Toy Story this kid was watching.
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Japanese Crocodile Dentist Game Is Genuinely The Most Dangerous Toy Ever
This would go down so well at your next house party – seriously.
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Crazy Woman Puts On A Masterclass In Being An Awful Racist
This crazy bitch just put on a tour de force in being a terrible racist.
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Kuwaiti Mum Loses Custody Of Kids Because She Wore A Bikini To The Beach
An unnamed Kuwaiti woman has had her kids taken away from her because she wore a bikini to the beach.
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Police Get Taser Happy On Drunk Kids At Indy 500
Anyone have any idea just what the hell the kid in the white vest was thinking?
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What It Means To Be A Skateboarder
As skateboarding becomes more fashionable amongst the “hip”, we take a nostalgic look back at what it really meant to be the average skater.
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There Is Going To Be A Sequel To Spring Breakers
The sequel that I’m pretty sure nobody in the world wanted has been green lit and will be coming at you in 2015.
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VIDEO: Best Aerial Backheel Goals Of All Time
Unsurprisingly Zlatan Ibrahimovic crops up a couple of times in this one.
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VIDEO: Teacher Arrested For Breaking Up Crazy Student Fight With Broom
Let this be a lesson to all teachers out there – you’re supposed to let the kids beat the crap out of each other, unless you want to end up in trouble yourself.
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5000 Calorie Cocktail Features Burgers, Wings And Onion Rings And Costs $60
The way food is going I’m surprised nobody has thought of this before.
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VIDEO: Most Heroic Dad Ever Saves Girl From Obliteration
You don’t have to worry about your little one getting run over by a high-speed baby cart when this guy’s around.
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VIDEO: LA To NYC Longboard Project Update
Here’s an update from the kids hoping to longboard across America this summer and how far they’ve progressed with their goal.
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VIDEO: Kids In Russian School Have AK 47 Assembly/Disassembly Race
When people grow up like this, it’s no wonder that Russia is so crazy.
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VIDEO: Dancing 7 Year Old Has All The Girls Fighting Over Him
This little dude has all the moves to make the girls go crazy when he’s on the dance floor, what’s more he doesn’t give a damn.
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Human Barbie Says She Hates ‘Ethnic Mixing’, Would Rather Die Than Have Kids
Valeria Lukyanova, the Ukrainian ‘Human Barbie’, has put her foot in it after suggesting that the push for plastic surgery procedures in the West is “because of race-mixing.â€
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How Many Of These Little Dudes Do You Realistically Think You Could Take In A Fight?
How many clones of this little kid would you be able to handle in a fight to the death? I’m thinking four or five.
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This Man Has Fathered 98 Kids And He’s Not Finished Yet
German Ed Houben considers himself something of a sperm donor, except instead of donating sperm to the sperm bank he knocks women up the “traditional wayâ€.
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VIDEO: Is This The Greatest Solo Goal Of All Time?
People in Ecuador are absolutely losing their shit over this goal scored by a young winger who skinned seven people on his way to the back of the net.
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VIDEO: Sexual Innuendos In Cartoons Supercut
Little did we know that our innocent eyes were being corrupted all those years ago.
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Man Claims To Have DNA Test That Proves That He’s Michael Jackson’s Son
There’s a 99.9% chance that this guy – 31-year-old singer B Howard – is Michael Jackson’s illegitimate son. Let’s have a look at the evidence.
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Seriously Disturbing Pictures Of Children’s Nightmares
Photographer Joshua Hoofine recreates scenes from his nightmares when he was a kid, only this time he’s using his own children instead.
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VIDEO: Parents Watch Kids Go Raw At EDM Festival On BBC’s Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents
You couldn’t pay me to go on one of these shows and sit there being filmed while I’m shown footage of my daughter dropping her panties at an EDM festival.
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VIDEO: Coolest Dad Ever Films And Cracks Up As School Kids Slip On Ice
Pure comedy gold – watch this dad kick back and enjoy the show as dozens of school kids fall over and get owned by the ice.
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VIDEO: The LEGO Movie Blooper Reel
To try and appeal to adults, The LEGO Movie has released a really fake and dumb blooper reel that is also totally hilarious.
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Katie Hopkins Gets The Twitter Treatment After Trolls Hijack #AskKatie
Katie Hopkins decided to run a Twitter Q&A today and it was predictably hilarious.
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12 Year Old Boy Writes Perfect Advice For Understanding Women
You spend your life trying to figure them out, but one 12 year old boy has the secret.
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Man Tattoos Children Against Their Will, Mum Tries To Remove Tattoos With Razor Blade
This man was babysitting two children when he decided to tattoo them against their will, right before the mum returned home to make the situation worse.
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VIDEO: Magician’s Dove Goes Up In Flames, Burns To Death In Front Of Screaming Children
Cross this guy off the list for your kid’s birthday party, unless you want them and all their friends irreparably scarred for life.
