Barack Obama Admits There Are Aliens But He’s Not Allowed To Tell Us About Them
Damn.
The question on everyone’s lips.
‘I never asked for this life.’
I must be really clever.
This is absolutely terrifying.
What’s the meaning of life? You’re about to find out.
Reports that the Malaysian passenger plane was shot down by a group of Russian-backed Cossack militants are true.
All you guys that failed your GCSEs have got shitty swimmers, and there’s nothing you can do about it.