Someone Has Made A TikTok Account Featuring 90s Raves And It’s Absolutely Lit
Wow.
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Phil Mitchell Is Going To Start Appearing At Techno Raves Nationwide
Get your rave on.
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Darude Is Going To Represent Finland In This Year’s Eurovision Song Contest
The Eurovision Song Contest is undeniably one of the funniest…
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Man Takes Loads Of MDMA, Steals Boat To Hang Out With Swans But Gets Trapped On Island
One hell of a bender.
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Some Students Threw A Massive Rave In Greggs
Free alcohol and steak bakes were included.
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This Is The Place In The World Where MDMA Is Taken The Most
Nation of wreck heads.
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Police Had To Shut Down ‘Evening DJ Class’ After It Turned Into An All Night Rave
School hall mash up.
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Why House Music Is The Shittest Thing In The Whole Entire World
If you asked a modern-day ‘house-head’ what artists they were into, they’ll most probably have a hard time slurring anything other than “house†because they’re so fucked up on acid and probably aren’t even sure what they’re listening to most of the time.
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The World Champion Of Gurning Has Died Aged 67
R.I.P. You will be missed.
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New Zealand Researchers Claim MDMA Could Be A Cure For Tinnitus
This research is backed by a university so there is some legitimacy to it, as ridiculous as it may sound.
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X Factor Losers MK1 Gurn Their Way Through Daybreak Interview
What’s the best way to get over being kicked off X Factor? Probably to go out partying all night and then rollover and go into a TV interview and gurn your face off. Step up MK1.
