People are so weird.
It's been tough.
He also called a sexual assault support centre in Cornwall and pretended he had been raped by his landlady.
No way is that going to get her back.
What a nuisance.
The things people do for love.
Was it worth it? Probably not.
When hide and seek goes wrong, sometimes you can end up stuck in a washing machine naked.
In the early hours of October 1st, a submarine burst through the streets of Milan.