I'll be there for you.
This guy has to pick who's hotter out of his ex and current girlfriend.
Seems like everybody in Hollywood knew what he was getting up to.
Taking it back to basics.
Another major acquisition for the company.
Does this guy have a death wish?
Some celebrities are MADE for the Jeremy Kyle show.
This woman is VICIOUS.
Do you find these jokes funny?
Next step: grenades.
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