Where does fiction become reality?
"Your sex was kinda shit".
That's one way to do it.
His reluctance to have children had previously been an issue in their relationship.
If you thought Taylor Swift was bad at handling break-ups, you ain't seen nothing yet.
This is highly considerate of them.
There's no getting out of this one mate.
Combining two of our favourite things.
Obviously when you hear two people having a very loud and public breakup then you should immediately livetweet exactly what is happening.