Breaking up by text is bad enough, but get a load of the text this penis actually wrote after 7 weeks of dating his (now ex) girlfriend:
My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3 pic.twitter.com/EdAFS5lLKy
— Amy Nelmes Bissett (@amynelmes) November 13, 2014
— Amy Nelmes Bissett (@amynelmes) November 15, 2014
Seems a real keeper — we’re sure she’s kicking herself as we speak.
Just for reference — THIS is how a real breakup letter is done.