It's a miracle.
He's now given up eating sausage rolls all together.
Even your vibrator's being spied on.
Any publicity is good publicity, right?
Jim Carrey has withdrawn support for his new movie Kick Ass 2 because he no longer stands behind the movie's violent themes....
I can't believe the amount of anger and knee-jerk drama that Instagram's monetization has caused. People are fvcking idiots.