"Sorry your house burned down - here's an umbrella."
What's this all about?
Going back to his roots with fake interviews.
Sharing too much.
You can't expect a 12-year-old not to look, can you?
Imagine asking your favourite musician for an autograph and hearing this as the response.
These two are completely smashed off their faces.
Don't believe the hype.
This fundraiser is just WRONG on so many levels, but Virgil is going for it anyway.
Most footballers get really crazy when confronted with a pitch invader. Not Roberto Carlos - he gives him his autograph and then...