A drunk Nicolas Cage and Motley Crue vocalist Vince Neil got into a weird fight outside a Las Vegas hotel the other night after Neil allegedly attacked a female fan.

The woman apparently asked for an autograph but was grabbed by the hair and thrown to the floor.

Here’s Nic and Vince getting into it afterwards:

Obviously Nicolas Cage is the hero in all this, doing everything he can to save the day after Vince Neil hit this girl. I thought for sure he was going to start punching him up but then he remembered he’s Nicolas Cage, he doesn’t need to punch anyone up, he just needs to be Nicolas Cage and bring Vince Neil in for a hug / weird face smooch thing and everything is once again right in the world.

Just like the time he returned a stolen T-rex skull to Mongolia (in actual real life).