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Selena Gomez Deletes Photo After Accidentally Going NSFW On Instagram

Selena Gomez claimed last year that she hadn’t been on the internet in FOUR YEARS because there’s just so many moronic comments and news stories she has to contend with (sorry about that). So I’m guessing the last thing she needed upon her return was to accidentally publish an ever-so-slightly revealing image of herself, which …

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Sacha Baron Cohen Threatens To Sue Rebel Wilson For Calling Him An ‘A*sehole’ In Her New Memoir

You would think that the guy who played Ali G, Borat and Brüno so brilliantly wouldn’t take himself so seriously, but apparently Sacha Baron Cohen was so offended by Rebel Wilson calling him an ‘@rsehole’ in her new memoir that he threatened legal action and tried to have press around the release of the book …

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Russian Terror Suspect ‘Electrocuted By His Genitals’ During Interrogation (NSFW)

I don’t think there’s anyone on planet Earth I’d rather not be right now than the four alleged perpetrators of the Moscow concert attack, who have all since been captured by Russian special forces and are being thoroughly and brutally interrogated as we speak. Here’s a photo of the four men below during their respective …

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Joey Barton Under Fire After Making ‘Racist’ Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink Post

Ever since being sacked by Bristol Rovers in October, Joey Barton just can’t stop being a pr1ck on the internet. This time, he’s posted a Tweet wondering what Chelsea legend Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink is doing on the England coaching team, surmising that it must be due to ‘tokenism’ and filling a diversity quota. Here’s what …

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King Charles’ Distant Cousin On The Run After Saying N-Word In McDonald’s

A distant cousin to King Charles is on the run and being hunted by police after being convicted of hurling racist abuse in a McDonald’s restaurant, after already standing trial for threatening to stab a homeless support worker in the face and referring to gay men as ‘batty boys’. Rowan Nash Lascelles is King Charles’ second …

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Bianca Censori Grabs Ice Cream With Her Bum Cheeks On Full Display With Kanye West

Having already walked around with her bare vagina on show in Paris, Bianca Censori has this week debuted a new look as she popped out for ice cream with Kanye West. This time, she wore one of the shortest skirts/shorts on planet Earth which left both her bum cheeks on full display… Here’s how it …

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Katie Price Halves The Price Of Her OnlyFans Subscription After Being Declared Bankrupt For Second Time

It’s pretty amazing that anyone would pay money to see Katie Price naked given there’s two decades worth of content available for free on the internet, from her Page 3 days to her sex tape and everything since. In fact, some people would argue that she should be paying us? Well, regardless, the artist formerly …

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Dan Bilzerian Says He’s Finally Discovered The Truth About “Monogamy” After Sleeping With Thousands Of Women

We haven’t heard from Dan Bilzerian in ages, and it seems like he’s had some kind of epiphany in the time since then. You see, the multi-millionaire party boy appears to have recently worked out that “monogamy is better” than having sex with several different women every day who are only with you for money. …

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There Are Some Crazy Stories Coming Out About Tom Hardy Being A Total D*ck On The Set Of His Movies

Tom Hardy has never seemed like the most outwardly of personalities, and this seems to have rubbed a bunch of his co-stars and fans up the wrong way, with stories from Patrick Stewart, Charlize Theron, and more which we’ll transcribe below.  Most recently, Tom Hardy was reportedly being a bit weird on the set of …

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Being ‘Woke’ Is Linked To Unhappiness, Anxiety And Depression, Study Finds

Being ‘woke’ used to simply mean that you were aware of discrimination, prejudice and social injustices. However, it’s since evolved into a catch-all term for all ‘progressive’ political thinking, and is now basically used as an insult by more conservative or centrist types, or even left-leaning people who think wokeness encapsulates the extreme side of …

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Ewan McGregor Had To Have An ‘Intimacy Coach’ On Set While He Filmed A Sex Scene With His Wife

Following the #MeToo movement, Hollywood introduced mandatory ‘intimacy coaches’ on the sets of their films in order to protect actresses and keep everything above board during sex scenes. Overall you’d say that’s a good thing, but apparently it was also necessary to have one present when Ewan McGregor was filming sex scenes with his own …

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New Footage Of Kate Middleton Has Been Unblurred And People Are Convinced It’s A Body Double

So yesterday there was a whole bunch of reports that Kate Middleton had been spotted looking “happy, healthy and relaxed” at the Windsor Farm Shop with Prince William. No one believed it for a second because it was all coming from “onlookers” who told The Sun, with not a single photo taken by the paparazzi …

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The Boeing Whistleblower Who Killed Himself Last Week Allegedly Told Family Friend: “It’s Not Suicide” Days Before His Death

Would a major company like Boeing that manufactures planes, rockets, satellites and weapons of war take out an individual that threatens the profitability of their business? Well, either that or they caught an insane amount of luck when the whistleblower who was in the middle of testifying about their quality control and safety procedures was …

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Katie Price Declared Bankrupt For Second Time Over Unpaid Tax Bill Worth £750,000

I can’t remember the last time any “good” news came out about Katie Price (possibly the Page 3 days?), but I’m afraid it’s more of the same this week as TAFKA Jordan has been declared bankrupt for the second time in five years, after being hit with a tax bill of over £750,000. Doesn’t the …

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Mum Hits Back After Innocent Bikini Pic With 15-Year-Old Son Is Sexualised By Trolls

Having a hot mum is the bane of any teenage boy’s existence, and not just because of your mates telling you about all the unsavoury things they’d do to her. The children of today’s MILFs also have to deal with the comment section underneath every picture their hot mum shares on Instagram. 32-year-old Sophie Guidolin …

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Shop Honours Old Lady Who Went Viral After Being Hoisted Up By Their Shutters

The old lady who went viral after being left dangling helplessly by the shutters at Best One Shop in Tonteg, Wales, earlier this month has been immortalised with a graffiti tribute on the shopfront. First, let’s remind ourselves of the moment Anne Hughes, 71, was hoisted up into the air by the store’s electrical shutters: This …

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Joey Barton Starts GoFundMe As Jeremy Vine Sues Him For £250k Over ‘Bike Nonce’ Tweet

Joey Barton is asking for financial help from his followers after revealing that Jeremy Vine is suing him for his “bike nonce” Tweet, under which he also shared a photo of Vine hanging out with one of the most notorious nonces in history – Rolf Harris. Joey Barton has now confirmed on social media that Jeremy …

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Slate.com Says That Sydney Sweeney’s Boobs “Aren’t That Big”, The Internet Begs To Differ

In an age of constant misinformation and clickbait headlines on the internet (we would never), it’s now more important than ever to stand for truth and accuracy in reporting. Which is why we have to take a stand after Slate.com wrote this bizarre article titled ‘Sydney Sweeney’s Boobs Are Not That Big’, instead arguing that …

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Stephen Bear Arrives At Court For OnlyFans Revenge Porn Hearing In ‘Mexican Cartel’ Tracksuit

In a move that could potentially solidify his status as Undisputed Heavyweight Bell End of the World, Stephen Bear rocked up to court for his revenge porn hearing wearing a ‘Mexican Cartel’ tracksuit that is probably the last thing you’d want to wear anywhere, let alone at court in front of a judge. Stephen Bear …

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Jedward Slam ‘B*****d’ Louis Walsh After He Rips Into Them On Celebrity Big Brother

Jedward are properly gunning for Louis Walsh today after he ripped into them on Celebrity Big Brother, after being asked by a fellow contestant what it was like working with the annoying Irish twins. Walsh answered: ‘They were vile. They were vile, but they were great. I got 5 million quid for them, I swear …

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Woman Compared Her Turkey Boob Job To ‘Being In A Slaughterhouse’

Another day, another story about a British person regretting their cut-price cosmetic surgery in Turkey, this time involving a woman who described her botched boob job experience as ‘being in a slaughterhouse’ Stephanie Briggs, 33, who had a stupendous 34G cup size, underwent a breast reduction surgery in May 2022 after she began to feel …

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Crypto Bro NFT Nick Is At War With The Internet After Being Accused Of ‘Faking’ Wealthy Lifestyle

NFT Nick, also know as Nick O’Neill, NFTNick.eth, and NFTNick, is an American NFT entrepreneur and influencer who has gone viral this week after sharing a bunch of selfies on a Miami yacht and videos where he shows off how rich he is. This is who you’re trading against pic.twitter.com/QAfrQbV0uX — NFTNick.eth (@allnick) March 7, …

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