LionsGate Wants to remake “American Psycho”. Its reasons why are still unclear.

What was wrong with the 2000 adaptation of American Psycho? Absolutely nothing. It was a great fvcking movie and one that, with only 12 years since the original, absolutely does not need to be remade. But Lionsgate wants to anyway. Here’s the press release for another shit Hollywood idea:

Noble Jones, who cut his teeth directing commercials, videos for Taylor Swift and Mary J. Blige, and handling second unit for David Fincher on The Social Network, hopes to make his feature directing debut on an updated low budget remake of American Psycho. Jones, who was Grammy nominated for his documentary 10 Days Out: Blues From the Backroads, is a Fincher protege who pitched the project months ago to Lionsgate, which holds the remake rights. Jones turned in a script about a month ago, but the project has suddenly become buzzed about because it hit the tracking reports that have become the cornerstone of trade reporting. His take was to tap the Bret Easton Ellis novel and turn it into a down and dirty new version that imagines how yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman would fare in New York today, factoring in how the world has changed since the 2000 film that starred Christian Bale. Noble’s repped by WME and Anonymous Content. via

Oh for fvck’s sake.


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