Man With ‘DEVAST8’ Face Tattoo Rejected 45 Job Offers After Story Went Viral NOT THE NEWS / By Midori Lee He’s ‘waiting for the right one’.
The New Version Of ‘It’ Is Going To Be Darker And More Disturbing Than The Original MOVIES / By timw_brap No holds barred.
R Kelly Accused Of Holding Young Women Against Their Will In Abusive ‘Cult’ NEWS / By Billy Bronson Trapped in the closet.
SAS Troops Face The Sack After Posting Top Secret Missions On Facebook NEWS / By Midori Lee *slow clap*
Thousands Sign Up To Clean Sewage Because They Didn’t Read Free WiFi Small Print NEWS / By timw_brap Always read the small print.
Entire Plane Gets Evacuated After Passenger Lets Out Lethal Fart NOT THE NEWS / By Midori Lee Silent but violent.
Guy Uses Photoshop Skills To Break Into The McGregor/Mayweather Press Conference VIDEOS / By timw_brap Too easy.
Doctors Left Baffled After Finding 27 Contact Lenses Lodged In Patient’s Eyeball NEWS / By Billy Bronson That can’t have been comfortable.
Conor McGregor Vs. Floyd Mayweather Gets The ‘Bad Lip Reading’ Treatment VIDEOS / By timw_brap Nailed it.
UFC Superfan Gets Tattoo Inspired By Conor McGregor’s ‘F**k You’ Suit NOT THE NEWS / By Midori Lee Worst fan tattoo ever.
Man Caught Scamming Tourists By Dying Chow Chow Dog To Look Like A Baby Panda NOT THE NEWS / By Midori Lee Who knew pandas could bark?