Starbucks Customer Gets ‘Penis’ Written On Cup After Ordering Blackberry Mojito Tea NEWS / By timw_brap He made a real impression with his order.
Man Accused Of Sexual Assault Says ‘My Penis Must Have Slipped Out My Y-Fronts’ NEWS / By Billy Bronson That old chestnut.
Railway Line Plunges Into Chaos After Operators ‘Don’t Know Where The Trains Are’ NEWS / By timw_brap They had one job.
You Can Now Play Your Favourite Retro Sega Mega Drive Games On Your Mobile GAMING / By timw_brap Nostalgia alert.
Brothel Buys Another Sex Doll After The First Became More Popular Than The Real Hookers NEWS / By timw_brap Gotta keep up with demand.
Rich Kensington Toffs Are Complaining At Grenfell Tower Victims’ Nearby Rehousing NEWS / By timw_brap Unbelievable.
Giant Cannibal Hornets Are Beheading Their Enemies Across The UK VIDEOS / By Midori Lee Bug spray at the ready.
Remorseless Assassin Gives Details Of The One Murder That Haunted Him To His Death VIDEOS / By Billy Bronson Sinister story.
Ginger Dude Suffers Third Degree Burns After Spending Too Much Time In The Sun NEWS / By Midori Lee Roasted.
Stephen Hawking Says Humanity Only Has 200 Years Left To Escape Earth NEWS / By Billy Bronson Our planet is doomed, apparently.
This 7-Year-Old ‘Mini Bruce Lee’ Is More Ripped Than You Will Ever Be NOT THE NEWS / By Billy Bronson Fists of fury.
Blind Man Accidentally Makes ‘Heroin Sandwich’ After Dealer Stores Stash In The Freezer FOOD / By Billy Bronson Class A sarnie.
This Brutal Translated Article Says Britain Is The ‘Laughing Stock Of Europe’ NEWS / By Billy Bronson On the outside, looking in.