If you're evidently a retard, please don't get a tattoo.
Internet sensation Keith Apicary decided to rock up to the auditions for Kimberly Cole's new music video.
Pro hoarders and their strange collections - featuring penises and Pokemon.
Imagine if the two best shows on television teamed up.
Ever feel like your team doesn't get enough compliments? Worry no more friend. You're going to want to read this...
THE FLAMING LIPS AND HEADY FWENDS includes vocal and musical assistance from such disparate playmates as Yoko Ono, Nick Cave, Chris Martin...
Aliens have thrown a weird object from outer-space and it's landed in some place in Russia. Whichever alien threw it must be...
Been hanging on for that Twins sequel?
There's only one way to find out...FIGHT!!
If someone doesn't like this film they're a cunt, apparently.
Here are 10 websites that are completely pointless and waste of fvcking time.
Google Maps has just become more awesome. You can now explore the Amazon using Street View, instead of somewhere shitty like Romania.
Any teenager trying to learn guitar will have been subject to complaints from their parents about it being too loud, but none...
Downton Abbey at sea but it's on an 'unsinkable' ship called the Titanic which sinks. Irony.
Sick Chirpse's very own Tim Westwood, Herbalsoda, takes you through his current top picks in the UK Hip Hop scene.
Barbie is sick and wants your head in her fridge.
Rooney banging grannies, martin keown selling tea bags and Bacary Sagna selling fake Gucci handbags...the part-time jobs of the full-time douche bags.
Napoleon Dynamite creators the Hess brothers reunite an original cast for this hilarious spin-off.
Abandoned sex museum in Japan. Just before we thought they couldn't get any more weird...
Has King Kenny really done enough to to hold on to the Liverpool hotseat?
A Dangerous Method: It's soft smut, in disguise!
There are no words.
Japanese dance crew bang out a bit of street dancing covered in all manner of Tron madness!
Liam Stacey's defense was being too drunk, but the judge said he must face the consequences of his actions
Queen ant gets her head eaten while other ants shag her senseless. Gnarly.
The World Gurning Championships might sound like a Saturday night activity at Oceana, but we can assure you it's a serious competition...
Mario Balotelli's latest escapade could be the dumbest yet.
Jack Bauer is back and this time he is a baggage handler called Martin who must discover what his autistic son is...
Could this be the most unwanted man in the UK?
Australian beer company buys tropical island for boozy getaways, but it's lads only!