Ten Reasons Why You Should Go And Kill A Badger Right Now

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BADGERS LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH COWS

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Badgers are selfish. As well as starting this twerking craze across the country, they act as submissive sexual partners for horny cows. Cows love fucking badgers as they’re just the right shape for them to pick up and give them a right good seeing to. Unfortunately cows are allergic to latex and cow-doms have never taken off. This has spread the sexually transmitted disease TB (Total Bullocks) and lead to this cull. To summarise, if badgers just told the cows to fuck off, then we wouldn’t have to waste millions of tax-payers money on killing them.

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